Opinion & Columns

Let’s play the fun searching game Where’s Waldo?

For the first time, one of the teams scored more than 200 points. Yippee. It was trash.

It was a celebration of basketball. Not men's, not women's...just basketball.

Who had Ohio State coming out of nowhere to knock off the highly-touted Purdue Boilermakers Sunday on their Bingo card?

Cindy may still pine for me, but I'm no longer the free love hippie she once knew.

Shunning 93,000,000 Americans is a complex operation, but I manage.

Sure, everyone has a cellphone, but that doesn’t mean it’s not an instrument of the devil. Let mine be a cautionary tale.

I’m downsizing. Between the washing tub, rotary phone, and electricity-generating bike, my new house will be a little piece of heaven.

As a hypochondriac, I make the most of my maladies, describing them to all who listen.

My lifelong pal, Joe Saddler, saved me from going to hell—and so much more.